To the person who found my wallet, with 70$ cash hanging out of it, and returned it completely intact and safe-with all monies in it, to the police.

THANK YOU so much. I was going to lose my mind without any ID to my name! If you would like a reward, I am a good soup cooker and sweets baker...<3 —The Wallet Loser

Dear Mr. Francey:

You're songwriting, your voice, your humble presence and hilarious heart warming stories were so darn wonderful to hear at Stanfest on the weekend, and tonight at the Company House.

May you keep bumping into inspiration so that we may enjoy being warm and fuzzy by your beauty songs. —Cause I'll always be your love if you'll always be mine...

With the lovely stretchers and tattoos. You asked me about my piercing, and with an overall delight. I know it's your job, but it's still really nice.

You're absolutely beautiful. —Anti-eyebrow

Bitchers and Lovers:

Thank you for being so patient. As thanks I have a few double passes to Wednesday's preview of Inception at the Bayers Lake theatres. The movie stars Leo DiCaprio and Halifax's own Ellen Page, along with a few others. If you'd like 'em you should email me at [email protected] and tell me so. It's first come, first serve so if you want a pass don't hesitate. Winners will be alerted next week.

Happy weekend. —Mod 4.0

Thanks dad for telling my nattering ex-boyfriend to eff right off. He was taking things too far.—Happy

and I were a lady (which I am) would you love me anyway, would you be my baby??

You sir, are just about the whole package from as far as I can tell, and I feel as though you are not into me... which doesn't make sense because we are basically meant to be. I mean it.

So please and thank you, start being into me, because you and I, me and you, should build a house together and have crazy, beautiful sex all night long and surf and play on the beach all day. —Loving Lonely Lady Neighboor

On behalf of the ladies on my softball team:

To the lovely lady on the opposite team who thought she was hidden in the bushes for a pee... Guess what!!

So for future reference, because I'm a good guy, I will volunteer to stand behind you next time so that our ladies won't be so embarrassed.

I hope your not em-bare-assed, I'm here for you... —Luvin' mixed league softball!

Four long years I waited for our reunion. Our time together is almost up and I have to say it was a very interesting (and sometimes very surprising) visit. Right from day one you decided to leave me with a very nasty taste in my mouth. No harm done, I thought; it was exactly the same beginning as four years ago. But then you just kept throwing up one intriguing result after the other and my eyebrows were raised... And even if others (most....) said that you were too noisy, I welcomed it and accepted it as simply, "how things were going to be" this time around.

Now it is almost time for you to go and although you made it known that things were NOT going to wind up the way I wanted them to, you have still left me with a very pleasant experience and feeling like things were a success... no matter what happens this weekend.

Hopefully next time I can come and see you... it would definitely be a trip to remember and while I would still have to allow for you to have your way, simply being there would be worth it. That said, less than two years before I can watch your preparations begin all over again. It truly does become sweeter and sweeter each and every time. There is no wonder people refer to your game as the beautiful one.

I am hoping you show up in orange this weekend, and after that... (hopefully) see you in Rio! —Allez les bleus

I have no idea who you are. I found the note you left in my mailbox weeks after you'd already moved out. Had I found it sooner, I would have come up. —Basement Girl

To the incredible, lovely fashionistas at Halifax's best clothing/quirky trinket store on Argyle Street. You guys always make my day.

As an avid shopper of your store, I am always left smiling by the unpretentiousness, graciousness, humour and above all love of fashion that each of you possess and today was no exception.

From remembering past purchases to just chit chatting about holidays, you are hands down the best retail staff in this city and it is appreciated. —The Dude in the Vest