To my little (former) red headed radiator, these long summer months are especially long and lonely with you. I miss the days of waking up next to you and laughing about how wild the previous night was, and the anticipation of you strolling down the lane from your house to mine! September couldn't end quicker, when I'll be reunited with you for longer than several days. —Silly Tits

I was greatly saddened when I found out you folks would be shutting your doors forever and thought that you should know that you very often brightened my day with great literature and cheap, delicious coffee. The staff were always around for a great title suggestion or a chat about the positive attributes of anarchy.

So thanks to all the happiness you brought to my life during your time on Quinpool Road. You will be greatly missed... —Stuck Inside The Lines

Dear Destiny:

Thank you for the cloud that rained down a singular ash, an ash that formed a magnetic field that drew closest to my heart. When I’m with you I feel happiness at its fullest. Your presence cancels out the negatives on the mind and draws in the positives that you give off. You’re more beautiful than a full moon on a clear night sky, and I now believe that there is someone perfect out there for everyone.

I will stand by your side through anything. I love you. <3 —Evets

When I saw you at the car show, my heart skipped a beat, I went again for the donuts yesterday, but saw you again, and am done sir, I havnt been able to get you out of my head.

You are my dream man, from your horned rimmed glasses to your overalls and chucks. I wish I went up to you and asked your name and gave you mine, but instead of words coming out, you got giggles and blushing.

I hope to get up there again and try to talk to you again soon, but you make me hopelessly flustered. xo —Ladie in the cherries

Thank you Mr Bus Driver. You made a very shitty night so much better. I was having such a bad night but your kindness in waiting meant a lot to me. —Lonely girl bus rider

To boot, I then offered them coffee/donuts/cold beverages from Tims to which they replied, "naw, we're good".

THANK YOU... while it blew goat-nads that it happened... you are truly, genuinely, very nice and helpful people. I have a new-found love for Antigonish now... where once I thought it only annoying that I have to stop at lights on a highway. I will now enjoy every time I need to stop in there.

Thanks so much!

Now... back to being a miserable wreck... —Amherzt citiZenz rule

Thank you for walking into my life when I truly needed you. I love you. —Mad Love

Just wanna give a shout out to all the American sailors for your admirable behaviour this weekend. Out of all the sailors who came to the bar you guys were the funnest and easiest to interact with. You never gave us any trouble and we truly appreciate it! —Halifax Bouncer

Thanks so much for offering the drive when I was carrying a heavy load. Even though I didn't accept you guys made my day. If I see you again, I'll get you a beer. —Brown haired girl

This is for the mother of the four and six-year-old children at Magic Mountain who just a few Saturdays ago was subjected to the misfortune of having to explain to her young children the meaning of my rather vulgar (but rather hilarious) sunbathing result.

I apologize for offending your family. I can only hope that you explained to your children my original intention; that while the word alone may not be very nice, the context of the overall message was one of general positivity and great enthusiasm, something sorely lacking within our older demographics.

Appreciation goes out to you, the mothers, fathers and guardians who do their damnedest to shield their loves from all life's sharp edges and unpleasant things they will eventually learn on their own or have to face head-on, with the hope that the end result is an emotionally mature adult who doesn't resort to anonymous threats of violence or discrimination based on one's complexion or choice of dress.

I however apologize for the public appearance, and am particularly glad you didn't see the original, in all it's glory, painted in black and hurtling down Spring Garden and Barrington, on a bike, in a sea of other naked cyclists, because that probably would've been really, really hard to explain to your kids.

In conclusion, sorry for ruffling your feathers and I hope the Lazy River treated you good. —ifuckinlovemagicmountain