Dearest K, you're actually my favourite!! I'm so lucky to have you and will love you foreva and eva and EVAAA!! I don't care if we laugh too loud, I don't care if people stare, and I don't care if we make people sick... I love you more than Snooki loves pickles and I'm gunna let the whooooole world know! Lalalalaaaave you babes! —yours forever, B

I love that thing so much. I love when you kiss all over my body and it tickles my skin. You are my perfect match, I know we confess it to each other all the time, but I love you so much. You make me feel so alive and happy, unlike I've ever felt in my whole life. I can't believe we both existed on this earth for so long and survived without being in each others' embrace. If this gets printed, I promise you one heck of a sexual adventure mon'taime xo —Home is wherever I'm with you

To everyone who stopped to help the poor man hit by a car last night. You all showed compassion and love to a stranger in dire need (all except the one woman who drove AROUND his body in order to get on with her evening...lady, you suck). Sometimes life can be lonely and scary in this day and age, but you all made me remember that the human spirit is still strong, just hidden away in all of us. —Girl off the bus, hoping the man is okay

Dad, I know that things are so far from easy right now, but I just want you to know...despite everything, I couldn't ask for a better role model. You work so hard for us every day, and I never know how to fully tell you, but I appreciate you so much. Every time she ever said something awful, we should have told you how untrue it was. I have never known anyone as brave, caring, reliable, intelligent or well humored as you. If you see any of these qualities in us- I hope you know that they came from you. It has been hard, but I'm starting to feel happy that you will have a second chance for a new, healthy relationship. I just hope that when you find her, she is respectful, honest and loves you half as much as your kids do. Christmas morning this year will not be the same without your laugh, but here's to making some new Holiday traditions of our own. —Grateful Daughter

I know you probably already know this but I just wanted to tell you that in the last few years you've shown me so much love, compassion, and support. You have always stood beside me and for that I just wanted to tell you that you're too awesome. —XOXO TOTALLY IN LOVE

To the waitresses at the Greek restaurant, thank you so much for your kindness when I was sick in your restaurant today. I really appreciated your concern and your offers to feed me/call a cab/find me a ride home. I got home fine and enjoyed the lamb pita. —Thankful customer

To the guy in my building that works in a different department. I told you once you were cute and you were surprised. Well a year later I still can't get you off my mind. I see you almost everyday. I know you're divorced but it is hard seeing you daily and getting no where. Damn the work relationship rules or I would pursue you more then I have. —stuck in a dream

Unitevi la bella vita con me. Mi manchi, baby. —principessa italian

Everything is better when you're around. You constantly blow my mind. I owe my life and a bagel to the two who set us up on our first date. — J

Thank you for waking me up to tell me someone was breaking into my car at 2am and then chasing them off. You are getting some awesome christmas presents this year sweetheart! —Your loving owner