I hope you are happy with it. That device did not belong to me, it belonged to my friend who happened to be physically disabled. She lent it to me so I could go on a trip to NB & back. She is getting a new car and needed it for herself and daughter. She was trusting me with it and when I was ready to return it, you decided to break into my vehicle and take it for kicks...or your drug habit. So either way, I hope you are happy. I have 'lost` 2 suitcases, an overnight bag and a passport and now you have strained a friendship. I believe in karma and one day you will get what you deserve. —Clifton the edge

If you have a drinking problem and you decide to drink in a bar every (or multiple times a) day, please don't let it be mine. I'm a soon to be psychologist and I'm pretty close to pouring you water, not wine. It'll be awkward for both of us. Get help or drink at home on the cheap - you can't pay your bills as is. P.S. The men that come in here REALLY do have to stop asking for sex. That's not what we're here for. —iCare

Do you go into a restaurant and ask to see a sample of all the food? No you don't. Cigarettes are covered up and you no longer have the privelege of browsing - I'm sure it's annoying, but get over it. I cant certaibly tell you what I have, but unless you come in and see Vanna White behind the counter, no I will not lift up every one of our 20 or so flaps so you can see. Tough shit. —I can't imagine asking someone to do that in the first place

When you go into a store, remember the cashier is not your personal friend and leave the comments about their schedule inside your nosy brain. Thinking about saying, "Do you ever get a day off?" Here's the life hack: just don't. Chances are if they work a lot they don't want to hear it, there may be a reason they need or want to work that much, and it's generally just a none-of-your-business thing to say. Say hello, how are you, thank you, etc.. Keep any thoughts and opinions on a strangers personal schedule and work life to yourself! Pretty simple. —No I don't get days off they keep me chained here thank god you asked

Your new strategy of making the bus fast and effective by keeping people from riding it is going to be a booming success. I really like how you started with this cool new rule that you're not allowed to take a cup of coffee on the bus. Way to alienate people from integrating public transit into their lives! You know, the next step should probably be angry red letters proclaiming "ASSHOLES INSIDE" broadside the bus and possibly you could lower the height of the door to three feet so we'd have to crawl inside. That would really make the few of us who still choose to ride transit after the last few years simply scurry away in fear and confusion. But who am I to tell you how to do your job? It's obvious that you're the masters of your trade - I'll definitely be taking my car next time. —Former instructor of the Linda Mosher School of Really Good Drivers

Telling you that you're not allowed to have fire in your performance when you're performing on a WOODEN structure like the boardwalk is not a fucking "joke", it's common sense! What, do you want the entire thing to go up in flames? You know what IS a joke? You, a supposed grown man, bitching about this rule to an entire croud of people like a bratty three year old. It's a good rule, and it makes sense. If you don't like it, feel free to fuck off. I'm sure there are more that plenty of people who would take your place. —Fire safety's no joke, son.

I can somewhat understand the return of late 80's/early 90's fashion but when did high waisted shorts become underwear? First of all you look stupid and second how in the hell is that comfortable? ? —grannie panties

i think i finally figured out the real issue with transgender rights. firstly all the decision makers are men. that's a problem by itself, but, if trans men are allowed to use male bathrooms... they can't use the urinal. well, they probably could, and i think it would he hilarious to watch but that's not the point. it fills up our stalls and makes our bathroom line longer. and i don't know if you've noticed but the lack of a line for the mens bathroom is a point of pride for most men. and yes i know how sad that is i guess i'm one of the few people i know that gives enough of a shit about transgender rights to even attempt a conversation. i really just actually want to talk about it. it's a seriously complicated issue with a lot of very IRL consequences. and by "consequences" i mean the person sitting beside me while i'm taking a shit might have a vagina. though i guess the real issue people pretend exists is "men" being in the "womens" bathroom. because that is totally a thing. i mean, the only reason i don't rape people is because i lack the opportunity. thats kinda the implication here. and by "kinda" i mean there's literally an ad on tv stating that men will start raping people (children specifically, they imply that pedophiles will exploit) because they can now use the womens bathroom. thats fucked up on so many levels. so obviously the only solution is to make men dressed as women use the mens bathroom, because that's not fucking awkward and will never result in unnecessary calls to the police. —sinewave

I can't stand when people drive their entire merging lane and then just expect to be let in…blinker often NOT on at all. Common people!! Just because your lane ends, does not mean I know this, I care and it certainly does not mean I will let you in. Put your blinker on, wait your turn and play nice. —Angry morning driver

Ok, I know it's nice to walk side by side with your friends. The thing is; there are certain places where it would be nice if you tried single file for a change. I love the new library; as do many. The stairs are lovely. Please try to embrace the concept of taking those stairs in the new library single file! —old bitcher