Please stop, you kneeling nitwit, with the tedious FB posts about God and how he could do without us but we couldn't do without him. Utter, total horseshit on a hot shingle. I can't believe you're as old as you are and still believe in that foul tripe your Church drips out, especially in light of all the sexual abuse that has gone on for centuries. I'm seriously thinking of sending you a BBQ crucifix lighter so you'll get the message. —Too Old To Believe In Biblical Fairy Tales

I was looking and entering comments on the CBC story about the Dal dentistry scandal thing. A number of other people’s comments were taken off because they were too misogynist, but far too many were left on. Not that I condone censorship. I would like people not to feel censored so their CRAZY FUCKING SEXISM, MISOGYNY AND RACISM CAN BE EXPOSED. Okay, you have some fucking morons who put a fucking Facebook group together AND THEN GET CAUGHT—DOUBLE MORONY. But the people who rush to defend these dentistry students and cry FUCKING "MISANDRY" (Is that akin to the also totally not real "REVERSE RACISM?”): I will make it my life's work to block your fucking dickishness and insensitivity. Where are you from? What happened when they taught human empathy? Can you shut the fuck up for a second and think about what it feels like to be anything other than the most dominant, oppressive, violent, "neutral" demographic in the history of the world (straight white dudes). People who like Fight Club should think about what that movie is saying about poor, oppressed, white straight males in their 30s. —Beiber or Our Benevolence

Listen up losers, I know you are desperate to be cool and party all night long. But every time you snort cocaine you become an even bigger loser than the sorry ass loser that lead you to use in the first place. And every time you convince yourself that "It's okay to do cocaine once in a while,” the cocaine takes one more step in owning your sorry ass. In fact, by the time you've finished reading this you've become more of a loser for trying to convince yourself that how you use cocaine is different and okay. It's not. Never will be. Damage is permanent, idiot. If you use cocaine, even occasionally, you are—by all standards—a fucking loser. It won't make you happy. Ditch your loser friends and destructive habits. Grow the fuck up. You might find a happy person under that pile of lies. —Junky

I was about one foot short of smoking two girls down in a crosswalk the other day. Scared the complete shit out of me. Here is my bitch...right or not, it's mine. Crosswalks are for walking, not running across. If there are overhead flashers, it's probably for a reason—poor visibility to the crosswalk due to a sharp turn up a blind crest, trees, et cetera. Hit the goddamn flashers and make fucking eye contact! At the very least, turn your damn head to see that any oncoming cars have stopped. Heavens, invincible teenager—it's not complicated. —Don't want you to walk the cross.

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Since when does a private establishment get the right to board up public property, which we taxpayers paid for to host the Summit, a few years ago, and which we all use, as an entrance to the waterfront? Also to locate portable toilets on either side of the entrance stinks. —mariposa

You are riding on the sidewalk of a street WITH A BIKE LANE HELLOOO! When I politely asked you to bike on the street, your smug little face farted up "no" as you road off. Ok, if you're too much of a soft little nut-sack to bike on the streets of Halifax LAWFULLY like the rest of us, your self-entitled ass-hatted self can hoof it. See. Ya. —Actual Cyclist

Is is just me or is there something in the summer air that makes you horny as hell. Maybe it's hormonal, or something. But I just want to fuck! Why can't I find a hot guy with big muscles and a big dick who knows how to fuck? Why is that so hard to find? All I get is limp dick losers, fuglies and gross guys. What is with all the Halifax man out there? What's a girl need to do to get a decent fuck around here? —following my clit

Why is it so hard to find work in this city, and why is the cost of living so high? It is WAY TOO EXPENSIVE for being a small city with so little to offer. I'm a born and bred Nova Scotian, I've lived here my whole life, but I feel trapped. I can't move without a nest egg, but cost of living is so high that I can't live and save up at the same time. Not to mention the horrible winters that wreak havoc on my depression and limit my mobility. I wish I could make a life for myself here in Halifax, but the city seems more interested in catering to rich Ontarians who come here to study than taking care of its own. —at least it's not Cape Breton

That BMW that crashed into two vehicles and ruined the front of that small business owners shop on Quinpool Road has yet to be charged or even publicly identified. The police know who owns it but have yet to make an arrest for this very potentially dangerous hit and run, even after two weeks. So, either of two scenarios are at play here. The first is that this vehicle belongs to one of Halifax's elite. You know the type. Either "connected" or wealthy because we all know that in this town if you have status or money your ability to grease your way out of notoriety is greatly enhanced and pardoned by the powers that be as "boys will be boys" and quietly suppressed by the media so that no damage may be done to their reputation. The second is that the investigation by our beloved Halifax Police Department is being conducted with the same enthusiasm and diligence (insert sarcasm here) that they have become known for. If it seems that it may be too difficult, time consuming or even bothersome to charge someone with this crime they may just drop it. Come on HPD! Do something! You have the car, know who the owner is and have video of the persons fleeing the scene!!! If that BMW was a Toyota Echo rest assured the perpetrators would have long since been charged and facing the consequences of their dangerous and entitled actions. Apply the law equally to everyone or no one. —Halitraveller