It really grinds my gears to hear all those ex-east-coasters complaining from their high horses about how screwed Nova Scotia is. Yeah, yeah you love the people and the landscape but if you're not willing to stay here and make it work then that's all pointless blabbering. We don't need you anyways because all you're going to do is complain about how much more money you were making in Alberta. If money is that important to you, then go back to ruining the environment. Oh wait, you're still doing that cause you're surely driving a gas guzzling, over-sized pick-up truck. —Fly Out And Don't Come Back!

You know the birds are starving. It's on TV, in the papers, fuck, they're literally dropping out of the sky from starvation. Yesterday, when you brought your comically oversized horse/dog into a neighbor's yard to sneak his giant 6 AM shitloaf and saw a newly-filed plastic dish piled high with birdseed, apple slices and rasberries, who in the FUCK ELECTED YOU TO TOSS THE WHOLE COCKSUCKING THING INTO THE NEAREST GREEN BIN? You know what? Fuck it. Don't even worry about it. Neighborhoods are full of questions that will never be answered, like "Were you an abused child?", or "Why does your spouse go through so much peanut butter when you're away?", or my personal favorite: "Why is there a gigantic chunk of fresh dogshit in the barbeque that you love so, so much?". So many, many questions. —BirdieNumNum

So me and a lot of other people stand in line in the rain and cold for 5 hours to find out people who don't even have a ticket can win. Then we paid $70 for nose bleed section and people on the floor paid $40-50. Then to find out no one won anything but a check for $100.00. Then they have to wait 12 weeks for that. Here is 1 person that won't COME ON DOWN ever again. —Thomas Norman

Did you throw a hissy fit in a store because your lighter didn't work? It's called mass production, and you don't storm back into the store raging at the cashier for some Chinese assembly line defect. Ask for a new Bic or ask for your money back POLITELY. Go home and evaluate your life, because it must be shitty to get so rude over so little, and from my point of view you're a damn ugly person inside. —JUST TRYING TO DO MY GODDAMN JOB IN PEACE

To the business that soaks up all our rejects like a sponge - enjoy the trash. —Bitcher

To the North End vegetarian that stomps around town and takes photos in her fur jacket. Get your head examined. —Meat eater and wearer

You slowly turned from someone to be loved into a person who loved to insult, belittle and antagonize. You refused to pull your weight financially and emotionally and wonder why you got pushed out. Hope you had fun trying to fuck all my friends and rushing back to the buffet before you even washed your dishes. Should probably learn to stop being such a bum before your new hosts tire of you too. —Owner Of The House Now

It's been years now, I've been done so get a life and call off your dogs. —But it's you who has further to fall

After just leaving my old apartment and going through a huge debacle with the landlord over major repairs that had to be done, I am now on the hunt for a good landlord. But here's the problem: they don't seem to exist. At least, not the ones who are looking to offer affordable, flexible living arrangements, while also maintaining their buildings and not fucking you over as soon as one thing goes wrong (which may not be even close to your fault). People looking to offload their current shitty apartments post ads that only thinly veil the neglect and degradation they are trying to escape. I've known apartment buildings that haven't had windows, doors, mold, etc fixed simply because students live there and are less likely to make a fuss. Even if they do make a fuss, the likelihood of anything happening or being enforced, because of our weak tenancy act, is slim. So if you're an asshole piece of garbage who happens to own or manage an apartment complex: fuck off. Halifax has too many of you. —Rather Be Homeless

We get it, your hubby is going away for work for two weeks, you don't know what to do with yourself without him joined at your hip. But must you go on about it every freakin day on facebook?! You're pathetic. It's just 14 days in NFLD. My good friend's hubby is in the military and went overseas for 6 months and she only mentioned missing him ONCE! Your man's 14 days is NOTHING, so stop going on about it as if he died. I get why you might mention this once (well, not really, it's only two weeks...). Is it cause you have to go all that time without his awesome cock?! One word: vibrator. You're the same annoying twat who said you were complete once you married him and when mentioning him on FB, you ALWAYS refer to him as my HUBBY. Woo, you're married! Congrats, you did something that millions of people do every year, big fucking whoop! Well, I deleted you. I don't delete people often, but you were the first I booted off since 2010. I hope the rest of your friends whose delete buttons you likely flirt with will follow suit. —Deleted your needy ass and don't miss you one bit