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Thursday, January 29, 2015

Posted on Thu, Jan 29, 2015 at 4:00 AM

I will never forget this one man who thought he was doing me a favor by wanting me to lick his ass. He rolled up, legs in the air naked, spread his cheeks and looked like he hadn't wiped for days. NFW I was gonna rimjob him. Attorney or not! —Dating: it's scary out there.

Posted on Thu, Jan 29, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Oh Halifax Transit, please fix GoTime. You're never on time anyway, but the phone service at the very least gives me a pointless numerical time value to curse you with under my breath. I look forward to it several times a day, but you're no fun. If you fix it ASAP, I will take the rest of my gripes with you with a grain of excessively used road salt until winter is over. —You're not there when i call, and you're never on time

Posted on Thu, Jan 29, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Do not cough unguarded in my general direction, especially in close quarters during the winter. If you have a tissue handy, use that. If not, use the crook of your elbow. It's a very simple rule of etiquette. It's inculcated in most of us by the age of five, and it's not too hard. —I think I feel sick already

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Posted on Wed, Jan 28, 2015 at 3:00 PM

When it comes to bitching, less is more. —Yangzee

Posted on Wed, Jan 28, 2015 at 3:00 PM

Just because someone doesn't agree with what you think, doesn't mean you ignore them. When trying to come to consensus, consensus does not mean exclude all people who hold different ideas then yours, so that you can surround yourself with only those who vote the same as you. Blocking people on FB (now we can't even see each others posts in the group), and trying to create a decision making committee goes against all the principles of direct democracy. Learn to use logic, and rationalize things. Assertiveness and aggression are not synonyms. If we all hid our faces, and never spoke up when we disagree the world would be a stupid and meek world indeed. Your activist group will always suck until you can learn to discuss and decide effectively. Democracy is tedious work, but it is worth it. —get real, or go home

Posted on Wed, Jan 28, 2015 at 4:00 AM

You were unlucky in love for all of your 33 years of life and stated many times the good guys were taken. So what do you do? You find yourself a paired up guy, a guy who was my best friend's boyfriend for 7 years! Plenty of single guys around but you pursue a man who was already with an awesome girl. How clever and manipulative you were to snag him from her...joining a club he was in to have him be around you more and get to know you better, and I knew this was the only reason why you would join this particular club since you don't even like the activities there, not to mention you're not even into the environment yet you started volunteering in environmental activities just cus he did! What did you do, exactly, to get him to fall out of love with her and be with you??? Wtf do you have over my best friend, you thoughtless selfish cow?! My girl is already heartbroken and you know this, but to add insult to injury, you go tag him in a meme on facebook that stated along the lines of "someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else"!!! She saw that, you know! She still has HIM on facebook! Do you like rubbing the fact that you destroyed a wonderful relationship she had with the love of her life in her fucking face?! It ruined her day, fuck, her WEEK! Fuck you, there is a special place in Hell for insensitive homewreckers like you, and Satan will be welcoming you with open arms when you pass onto the other side! —Angry Bestie

Posted on Wed, Jan 28, 2015 at 4:00 AM

To the asshole who almost knocked me off my bike with your car with Alberta licence plates near the citadel today: What the fuck were you thinking! It sucks enough to have to bike home in the rain, why do I also have to deal with insane Albertans on the road in Halifax? You seemed angry that I pounded my fist on the hood of your car, but here is a Halifax driving lesson for all you Albertans: it is illegal to come within 1 m of a cyclist, you came within a couple inches. I'm just trying to do my part towards sustainable transport, why don't you go back to work in the tar sands, keep on raping the earth and leave us Maritimers alone! —Winter Cyclist

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Posted on Tue, Jan 27, 2015 at 9:00 PM

Recently i have been building a gaming pc. And for an OS i chose that certain brand of software.After 2 days of trying to install the thing on my Hard drive i decided i needed help, and so i call that certain brands technical support hotline(India) . After a frustrating half hour chat with a guy who is reading a check list off a computer screen i was told that they can help me fix this issue, but only for the low low price of $149.99... so after i spent around $150 to buy this OS i have to spend another $150 to get it running... And that's when i screamed fuck off into the receiver and slammed the phone so hard down it broke.. I'm tired of this bullshit, not just concerning oversize software company's,but really any dick trying to fuck with me. —The Green jacket Bridge walker/ Ferry rider

Posted on Tue, Jan 27, 2015 at 3:00 PM

I find myself exhausted and weary with the thought of our staggering dysfunction as a society. It's everywhere... Mean-looks on the streets, socioeconomic prejudice, individual dysfunction and a system divided internally and doomed for inevitable collapse. Sadly, Halifax is a glaring and loud example of our deepening crisis- the loss of human solidarity. That spark that was snuffed out through fragmentation through time. Opinions are the spent shells of this silent social war and sham we call North American culture, which is being far too generous in definition... Imaginary ugliness and mythological imperfection haunt everyday people to varying degrees. I see streets soaked with piss and fear. The glimmerings of some nameless and dreadful armageddon. The incessant static of negativity destroying ourselves and our world is reaching its critical-mass point. You can't even say 'Hi!' to someone walking by anymore. Even clerks in businesses are rude. The meaness in this world is deluging everyday life... I remember a different world, before the cold-steel of antisocial-technology, where there was a warm and old solidarity and a fascination with strangers, friendly and nonjudgemental. The advent of the internet, though a miracle in many ways, strangled organic social culture to DEATH! Sure, the scene is not some desolate post-nuclear devastation, but, in a way, the fire has gone out in the world, the Spirit of our kind dead. The rot will spread gradually outward, the end a stark certainty... —Watching the End Unfold between the lines and below the surface...

Posted on Tue, Jan 27, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Aside from a handful of zealots, union members don't give a shit who represents them. This is all about who is going to pay the mortgage on that BIG shiny new building and the salaries of the ridiculous number of people that work there. I'll tell ya who's gonna pay that mortgage and for all your hairdos - all the about-to-be-jacked up union dues of all the other non nurse locals! —One Union Member Who Knows It's Not All About ME!