So we paid $58.5 Million for a new library and that didn't include books? Sounds like Halifax... —Coast ads creep me out...

Shut down the CBC. The maritime division of CBC is all about creating drama. Waste of tax payers money, time abolish Canada's tabloid media. —CBC Bitcher

about Love the Way We Bitch The Coast has become seriously lame since it's make-over. Especially the on-line Bitch thingeee here. You must be aiming for the yupee/hipster crowd or whatever they're called these days. —sowanna barf

Crop Circle Alien believers on the NSPIRG Board Met an NSPIRG executive board member who claims to be a believer in sweeping conspiracies to suppress the truth that 9/11 Was An inside Job, and about how Aliens Made the Crop Circles, Man! There's no way humans could have made these miraculous shapes in fields. That's the social justice anti-fracking anti-GMO community in Halifax for you. —NSPIRG Sucks

are Ecology Action Center fart catchers And this year's activist group of the year is....BIG SURPRISE it's the Ecology Action Charlatans AGAIN they win every single year, has there ever been a year where EAC did not win the gold prize? Coast Readers are Ecology Action Center Fart Catchers. —Ecology ACtion Fart Catcher

Every fucking Friday, my co-workers become so jovial, kind and in good spirits at work. Come Monday, you bastards pull a complete jekyll and hyde and turn into a bunch of phonies and nasty rude fuckers. You ain't foolin' no one. I know you are all jerks, you are just nice on Fridays because you're excited for the weekend. Come monday you'll be your old selves again. —Captain Obvious

Thank you to everyone who turned out to a wonderful Remembrance Day service at Grand Parade today, except for you two. You were wearing green NSCC hoodies and had a DSLR and two unruly kids in tow. One of you apparently mistook the ceremony for your own personal art project, because you fiddled with your camera and sounded your shutter off all through the Last Post, the minute of silence, and Taps. All the while your kids were squealing and mangling a nearby rose bush. You told them to stop once, then observed as they kept doing it. Guess you spend more time behind the camera than in front of your kids. Do everyone around you a favour, stay home next year and take pictures of your lattes where you're not bothering anyone. —Shutters Ain't Silence

I went to a fine dartmouth pub establishment on the weekend and had such a shit time. I'm only 35. Am I really too old to enjoy going out to the bar? We were sitting at a booth having our drinks, trying to engage in conversation but there was a speaker right there on the ledge pumping the most ungodly music at an unbearable level, right into my eardrum. I couldn't hear a word my friends were saying. Then the flashing lights started, whirling and shining bright neon light right in my eyeballs, forcing me to constantly squint from the glare. Within 30 minutes I had the worst headache known to man. What an awful environment. No wonder the joint was practically empty. Put the stupid speakers by the dance floor and fuck off with the speakers by the booths. Nobody needs music pumping right into their friggen ear at the table when they're trying to conversate. Ditch those stupid strobe lights too! If a person with epilepsy were to go into that bar, they would be seizuring in no time. It's not cool. It just sucks. No way I was waiting another minute on my designated driver. The 40 dollar cab fare was worth it just to fly the fuck outta there. Same thing with the malls. I just want to be able to think when I pick out an outfit but you can't because the teeny bopper bubblegum pop music is so loud you go into a frenzy. You just grab, buy, spend spend spend spend!! Just to get the fuck out of there as quick as possible because you can't stand the racket. It's all about confusing the customer, sense-deprivation to make them spend more. Like at the bar on the weekend, buy more and pour more drinks down your throat just so you can stand it. Fuck that, I'm outtie! —My bar days are over!

If you are delivering a parcel trying ringing the doorbell! So, boyfriend is at home, has been all day getting ready for work. He goes to leave only to see one of those GOSH DARN 'sorry we missed you' slips. He was home. All morning. The car is in front of the townhouse. You have to navigate AROUND the car to get to the door. There is ZERO confusion to which tenant's car goes to which townhouse. Yet they didn't ring the doorbell!!!! Now I have to track the package down...if it's Canada Post it's the corner post office (easy), if it's any of the courier services I'll have to go across the city for it (not so easy). The whole point of ordering online is that I'd like to have it come to my door (and also that the stores here don't carry that exact item but whatever). Between my shedule, my bf's schedule and my daughter's schedule someone is usually at home during the day....so why the 'we missed you' slip???? You didn't miss us, you were lazy and didn't ring the bell!! Grrrr!!! —Junebug

You need a job to PAY for your education....AND...You need time off (most likely without pay) to work on your education.... —Mind-Snap