You're not new here anymore...you've been doing this job for over four months now and are out of your probationary period. I'm sick of fixing your mistakes and having to hear you say it's because you're new. You're still asking the same questions you were asking during your first month here...about stuff you should know by now. In one ear out the other it is with you. You should know which vendors offer discounts for early payment by now, there's only about ten. You should know how to apply these discounts in our system by now. You should know how to read and interpret a statement of account by now. How many times have you told me an invoice wasn't in the system when it was right smack dab in front of you on your computer screen?! Stop asking me and then telling me it's because you're new when I show that I'm at my wits end answering the same shit over and over, you should know this already! You say you're still getting your head around some of these things because you're new. Um, no you're just stupid. And you want to be a Controller some day???? You can't even be a competent accounts payable clerk....you'll never be qualified enough to even get an interview for a controller job because there's no way you're smart enough to get that designation. I can't believe you haven't been fired yet... —Annoyed Co-Worker who's sick of this idiot

You're like a teddy bear stuffed with cocaine--you get people all snuggly with your promise of safety, but aren't you one of the leading causes of death in the world? Is it this promise of unending desert highways that gets people when most people spend their time sitting in traffic, not knowing that there wouldn't BE as much traffic if they, and everyone around them, just shared a ride? Or just did something else to move around? And so you get people all angsty with the traffic and the road work delays and you get them enraged at cyclists who don't "obey the rules of the road"--rules which have been forever trying and NOT QUITE succeeding in preventing YOU from killing and injuring people? While people walking and cycling throw away less money, feel better from a sense of control that drivers don't have during rush hour, and generally are happier. Hats off, Cars. Way to go. Way to turn us against each other. I didn't even mention your OWN cocaine habit. —Beieber or Our Benevolence.

I am sorry I bumped you going 10k an hour. I am sorry for the two specs of paint on your car and denting your license plate. Did you have to be that much of a douchebag about it? Threatening to call the police, your lawyer and now you are claiming you are sore. Its called call your insurance company. We work out at the same gym and I hope I see you there. I will make sure my camera is on hand. —Ugh

The almost number one complaint I really have to laugh at is the single-click mouse haters. You can enable right click you assfucks. I can also enable single tap, double tap and both side swipes. PC ain't got shit on that! And did you notice the sleek keyboard compared to a bulky PC one? Go back to 1980 you archaic fucks! The number one complaint is how much their iMacs cost. This just shows your fuckstik ignorance and how much you don't understand what computers can do. If you just browse the web then they're not for you. Enough said? —Bill G.

It's getting worse if that were ever possible. Do real people exist? Am I the only one left? "Please hold; your time is important to us"...BULLSHIT. Hire some warm goddamn bodies with brains that can speak somewhat intelligle Engleesh. Yes by gum I'm a bigot agin machinations an phone picker-uppers in other nations. See I've gone bat shit carzy. —Z Nationalist

To the waitress who worked at Vinnie's Pasta Bar on Inglis this summer. Thank you for the smile you gave me will taking my order at 9:30pm on a random night. Prompting me questions to know if I was from Halifax and asking me if I have been here before. One night you were going back home on your bicycle and waved to me, I wish I turn back time and walk with you instead of simply —A guy who wishes to cross path again

A haiku uses just a few words to capture a moment and create a picture in the reader's mind. It is like a tiny window into a scene much larger than itself. Traditionally, haiku is written in three lines, with five syllables in the first line, seven syllables in the second line, and five syllables in the third line. Thanks for emailing. Sorry for being a jerk. Egolicious prick. —I didn't want to date you either.

If you are one of the parents/siblings/babysitters/grandparents/caregivers of any kind who has to rely on the bus to transport a huge number of children, the least you could do is teach the children in your care to be mindful of other people. In the past few months, I feel like I have seen everything. I seen one young woman taking three toddlers (all with whistles in hand) on the 21. I swear she was paying the minimal amount of attention to these kids. Only stopping her conversation with her friend long enough to stop the kids from grabbing each other's whistles. Wow lady, I am so glad you made sure each child had their own whistle to blow. I mean it's not like there were other people on the bus who were all staring at you and your toddler terror parade. Then a couple weeks ago, another woman brought at least 5 children on the 18 at 9 am. In case you aren't familar with buses, 18 is the university route and it is particularly packed in the morning(people heading to work and class). Rather than keep her group of children together, she started setting them in the chairs next to complete strangers. In the end, the kids were dispersed all over the place with one of them sitting next to me. I honestly believe I got the most annoying of the kids because he was right up in my space and staring directly at me, only looking away if I looked in his general direction. I even caught him staring at me a couple of times. The woman was turned in her seat talking to a little boy just next to him so she was even looking in his direction. I had to first ask her to tell him to stop staring at me. Then, she had to tell him to let me out of my seat because he was physically blocking me when I went to get off at my stop. Hasn't anyone heard of manners, or even teaching that to their children? —Wish I Had the Money for A Car

You made my summer hell. Every moment I spent with you I felt sick and embarrassed. All I wanted was friendship, but your c-chasing got in the way. Your red silk shirt made some beautiful pillowcases. By the way, I know it was your fault I lost my job. And also, I did steal your hat, it looks better on me anyway. —Old cake now

So, good job, Canada. Good job contributing six of our fighter jets to help in the fight against ISIS. One question comes to mind though. How many luxury hotels did their crews and pilots stay in? Any one know how much their meal and travel allotments were by chance? I know we need a military but this is a joke and a waste of taxpayer money. There is not one person in this country that can argue fighter jets which coincidentally can reach supersonic speeds need an entire week to do what any public airline can do in less than 18 hours. Some people I've brought this up to say its more of  logistical issue. If thats the case, I'd say our military is completely unprepared for anything. America help us if any hostilities commence. We'll be ready in a week, lol. —What a joke