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Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Posted on Tue, Jul 1, 2014 at 10:49 AM

$900 for a one bedroom apartment, nothing inc.
Making a little over minimum wage.
Taxed 15%.
Overpaid, stealing, lying politicians.
Crime rate is absolutely fucking ludicrous.
Welcome to Nova Scotia. Hope you enjoy your stay.
-SickOfTheBullshit

Posted on Tue, Jul 1, 2014 at 10:47 AM

Kay this is fucked up. I was having a beer with a male friend at my place. I started dancing, the music was good. He pulls out his dick and starts rubbing one out while watching me! WTF, I told him to stop and he kept jerking for all his might while using me for j/o material. The same thing happened to me a few years ago from a guy on a dating website. I chatted to this attractive older man for over a year before we met. e comes over, we're sitting on opposite sofas, and he just pulls out his cock and starts masturbating! I got angry. I felt violated and pissed that he disrespected me so as to not give a fuck what I thought about him pulling out his pathetic red crayon. Are you some kind of exhibitionists? You need to know that it ain't that thrilling for a woman to see that—it's like the equivalent of receiving a dick pic in your email. It feels like an assault, actually. The next motherfucker tries this on me, I'm draggin' him outside by his fawkin nutsack. -And Twist!

Posted on Tue, Jul 1, 2014 at 10:44 AM

I had the displeasure recently of waiting in line behind a hunchback and her hunchback daughter both texting and both displaying large hill-like growths on the napes of their necks. The smartphone as they call it—has caused smart people to become dumb. The mother-daughter texting team held the line-up twice by neglecting to move up. Then, when the counter attendant was ready to place their orders, the cro-magnon duo were again lost in their dumb phones. Need I remind you these gadgets were invented to make communication/everyday tasks easier but instead they are causing people to become obtuse. They walk into water fountains texting—fall over potholes, get into car accidents and miss the bus/boat all because they are so enthralled by their addiction. They can no longer think on their own merit without the use of their handy-dandy technical armour. They are now growing radical tumors at the tops of your backs like the hunchback of Notre Dame. It is called a Kyphotic spine and it is what we evolved from. We are supposed to be erect—and social might I add. You cell phone folk are antisocial throw-momma-from-the-train hunchback dingbats with radiation running through your every pore. Get a fucking clue. -Smartphone, Dumb People

Posted on Tue, Jul 1, 2014 at 10:40 AM

You say you do, but is caring leaving my terminally ill father without meals all day your way of caring? Oh, but we do. We do care. But not that he's in his chair all day long, sitting in his own urine and feces, sans care, water and food. Tell me, is it a standard of care you would accept for YOUR father? No? Why be upset with me when I call annoyed your company didn't care enough about him? And how many of our elderly moms and fafs are going to suffer while you suckle at the taxpayers' teat? If your parents are in care, you may want to double-check your assumptions. -Be Afraid Nova Scotians

Posted on Tue, Jul 1, 2014 at 10:37 AM

OK I GET IT! You're really good at yoga, and push-ups, and pull-ups and squats, etc, etc, etc. And yes, you're a mom and yes, you're in great shape. But for the Love of ALL that's HOLY, stop filling my instagram feed with all your videos and pictures of YOURSELF. #FuckOFF. #Get OVER YOURSELF, #GETALIFE!!! -#eyes rolling out of my fucking head

Posted on Tue, Jul 1, 2014 at 10:36 AM

Why do they keep the Bluenose afloat? It needs to go into the Museum of the Atlantic. They could have built Bluenose III with the money spent keeping the current one going. Yes it is Nova Scotia's ambassador or whatever...but...maybe priorities should be things like health and education. It is a wonderful part of our past...it should be in a museum. -My Nose is Blue

Posted on Tue, Jul 1, 2014 at 10:35 AM

Thank you to whoever suspended a pound of coffee. I'll pay it forward when I can. -WWSD

Posted on Tue, Jul 1, 2014 at 10:34 AM

You smoke in your big-ass SUV which is fine with me because I don't care if you get COPD and die young. But then you throw your filthy disgusting butt out the window. What? Your big-ass SUV doesn't have an ashtray? And, by the way, your shitty dye job of blonde stringy hair doesn't make you look like Paris Hilton. It makes you look like a second-hand smoke stinking stringy haired SUV driving skank. Ick. -Not Fond of Toxic Litterbuggery

Posted on Tue, Jul 1, 2014 at 10:33 AM

I don't understand the practices of our esteemed bridge people to have their pass system in place. I checked my bank account online one day and was taken aback to find that they tried a debit withdrawal from my account to top up my account. My threshold is $17 and my account balance was over $50 at the time. WTF?. The shocker came when my bank charged me $45 for NSF fees. Double WTF? To add even more insult to injury, the bridge people thought of giving me a little slap in the face for that. They sent me an e-mail to tell me that as seeing that the debit didn't go through, (their inconvenience no less), they were levying a $10 charge on my account, new balance now under the $50 that I did have. Who the hell is really inconvenienced here?

Somebody in upper management there must know that they need to boost more revenue from hapless Haligonians to cover costs associated with deck replacement slated for next year and periodical maintenance but to get that extra money this way. Are you F&#K*^G SERIOUS!!!!

I'll learn to swim the harbour doing the Australian crawl before I needlessly have to cross those debt bridges again. -Knot loving your deceptive enterprise

Posted on Tue, Jul 1, 2014 at 10:31 AM

To the man in the beige Jeep Cherokee who cut me off in traffic on Quinpool Road and proceeded to get out of his car and call me a "fucking cunt" and yell "don't you even start with me right now, don't even fucking start" after I honked because YOU cut ME off...FUCK YOU. You just made a fool of yourself in front of the whole street. You don't blow past someone in the right lane and then cut them off when you realize there are cars there. Also, signaling after you start to cut a person of DOESN'T COUNT. You really need to see someone about that temper. -Black Santa Fe