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Posted
on Fri, May 16, 2014 at 10:50 AM
To the woman in the maroon shitbox: I realize that flipping you the bird was a bit hasty. I should have found a more pleasant way to indicate to you that coming inches from ramming into my car with yours, as you cut off traffic and merged onto the on ramp to the Windsor Street exchange off the Joe Howe, was not something I enjoyed experiencing. Thank you for stopping your car next to mine to provide some colourful pleasantries. I hope you enjoyed my smiley response. I will give you some credit, you didn’t hit me. You came damn close. This is a frustrating spot in the morning to say the least, but please do us all a favor and learn to share the road. -Dent-free Fit
Posted
on Thu, May 15, 2014 at 1:49 PM
My heart is crushed into tiny pieces. Like bits of glass refined into sands of an hourglass
How many times have I cried. Like doves cry.
How could you do this to me, sweep me under the rug
I am not a bug
I am an angel
and you have broken my wings
and pulled one of them off
like petals of a daisy
does he love me
does he love me not?
Tears forever flow in the river of my heart
-Angelica
Posted
on Thu, May 15, 2014 at 1:47 PM
What is that old saying? Oh yeah, "People who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones!" I have taken the high road until now! I do not lie, I do not play games and I most certainly do not choose to engage with high school behaviour. Unfortunately, there are a few of you who chose to act as children, and not the adults that you are supposed to be. I won't disrupt our already dysfunctional environment, however, be careful…your skeletons may start to show with each chip you make in that glass.
You may judge me, so be it! I don't really care what you think. I know the truth and that is all that matters.
There is a reason why you don't truly know me, and never will. I choose my friends by quality....and you seriously, DO NOT make the cut. -Tired of the immature attitudes and actions....GROW UP!
Posted
on Thu, May 15, 2014 at 12:29 PM
Be me
Hungry and tired
Go into Subway at dinner time
"Oh good, only one lady a head of me"
The woman then orders seven subs...
...doesn't know what to order...
Hums and haws for 20 mins
"I find it hard to believe six other people sent you to Subway and none of them told you what they wanted!"
-Toasted
Posted
on Thu, May 15, 2014 at 12:25 PM
Next time you tell someone to fuck off, have the balls to do it in front of witnesses. I hope you lose your job someday. Bus driver is too good for you. -Insulted
Posted
on Thu, May 15, 2014 at 12:24 PM
What happened? We dated for three weeks and had a fantastic time. Our times together consisted of a pile of laughs and opening up about what we wanted in life. We had sex twice during that period. You were exactly what I was looking for all these years—I'm 36—in a potential long-term girlfriend, beautiful inside and out. I suggested we open the next door and go exclusive. You were hesitant and said we should take that slower. I was perfectly fine with that and backed off, not wanting to come on too strong. A week after that discussion, you end it with me and told me I wasn't what you were looking for but didn't really give me a reason why, just told me we weren't a match. I don't understand, from our talks it seemed like I would be what you were looking for—I'm reasonably intelligent, I have a good job and good social skills, I'm sensitive, well travelled and goal-oriented, and I treated you with nothing but respect. Isn't that what a well-rounded girl looks for, after all? You even told me twice that's what you want in a guy! I then thought you were just scared to commit, but this week I discover you're back on the dating site, clearly stating you still wanted long-term. What did I do wrong? Or were you just lying to me? I'm baffled. -Dodged a Bullet?
Posted
on Wed, May 14, 2014 at 11:12 AM
I am totally into anime/cartoons/manga and all associated with it, it's great! But when my five-year-old niece can't even google MLP without the first 10 pictures being pony sex, we have a problem. When two big greasy-looking men come into my store, point at a toy and loudly say, "Well this is no good, where is the fuck hole?!" while laughing, we have a big problem. I don't care what you do in your basement, but keep it away from our children who these shows and toys are actually meant for. -Angry Nerd Aunt
Posted
on Wed, May 14, 2014 at 11:10 AM
I may be wrong...and if i am wrong, someone please correct me: I was taught at both the drivers training courses as a teen, and all of my drivers' training courses (mandatory for my line of work) as an adult, that when at an intersection, or even outside of one...that unless the opposing traffic to your plane of travel has an advanced green or turn signal, that someone turning left in front of traffic in an unsafe manner, or in the case of an intersection with a mutual green (no advance) that a person making a left turn is in violation of the highway traffic act and general rules of the road.
Why is it then that I see this happening pretty much on a daily basis? Guy last night, even though Iwanted to hit you just to prove a point...in this case you had little ones in your vehicle. What gets me so mad is that you unsafely made a left hand turn into oncoming traffic forcing myself and the person in the lane beside me to slam on their brakes. We both avoided the collision with you while giving you a horn for your stupidity and you flipped US off. I hope your children stay alive with you at the wheel...you already have put them in jeopardy once. -Icky12
Posted
on Tue, May 13, 2014 at 1:18 PM
When you're driving in the city please please use proper turn signals. if you slam your brakes on abruptly after entering an intersection and turning sharply right into oncoming bicycles and pedestrians you're doing it wrong. -I wish you put as much thought into your driving as your custom fucking license plate
Posted
on Tue, May 13, 2014 at 1:17 PM
Please stop complaining and swearing and thumping in the apartment. You makes angels cry. I think you have a condition. -Tired of the Noise