I hadn't said a word to you. And when I tossed in a loonie to cover the last 50 cents owed to the pot, you pointed out—quite snottily with a bit of stink eye—"You are not getting any change for that." I did know what to say so I sarcastically said "OH MY GOODNESS!" I saw you flip me the bird when I went to sit down. I am sorry that the passengers got a good laugh at your expense. -Not Reporting You

Yes it's a crummy spring so far, yes winter felt long and it's raining again...but enough about the fucking weather already! You're all driving me nuts! -Bored of This Conversation

When did tossing a bill on the counter become an appropriate way to pay a cashier? Every day 95 percent of people I serve lay or throw their money on the counter, not even within arm's reach of their cashier, and have me pick it off the counter for them. Is it just me as a cashier who thinks this is a rude thing to do? The worst part is most people will drop their cash or card onto the counter in front of them and then promptly stick their hand out in front of me waiting to be handed their change. You can't hand it to me but you're that quick to have it placed politely into your own hands? Show a little decency, you're making a transaction with a human, not an ATM. -Still Holding On To Human Interaction

I haven't gotten laid in over 17 years. I think I'm a virgin again. -Backed Upppp

Stop fuckin' biting me! I feed you. Scratch yer head. Talk to you. Let you out of your cage (a lot). You generally have the run of the place when I'm home. I have cared for you for 13 years! You treat me like a piece of meat! Be good or I'll get a kitty. -Lonely Old Man

To the homeless man who asked me if I had any food, then refused the food because he had a gluten allergy and could not eat the sub I offered, but then had the balls to ask for money so he could get a $20 meal: OK there bud I was trying to help you out and I am more then willing to but I am not going to give you money when you wouldn't take the food that you asked for in the first place. Literally beggars cannot be choosers. My mind is blown that you have that much balls—I ain't dumb, I know what you're gonna do with that money. -TM

What is it with humans and war, in particular most politicians and a large amount of the population in the USA? They've got War on the brain there. They've got the war on drugs, the war on illiteracy, the war on poverty, the war on terrorism, not to mention all kinds of little wars all over the planet—Afghanistan, Lybia, Syria, Pakistan, Yemen, the Ukrane etc etc etc etc. Today I was reading a story from America , where there's a call to start a war on war! As I read this story of stupidity and political rhetoric, the failure of 100 years of drug war prohibition, the failure on a global scale for war in general, the abject failure of the war on poverty and failure to eradicate hunger through out the world, while trillions more gets spent on larger armed forces, more prisons. The circle of politician created confusion as I see it is now a sphere . A sphere now increasing in size like a balloon. I wonder how long before it pops. -I'm Just Sitting Here Watching The Wheel Go Round & Round

Why do you have to put signs on your doors telling people to "Fuck off"? Is that the only language you illiterates understand? I can understand not wanting guests, but I would rather be polite about it than anything else. And why do we deal cigarettes in the building when this is a violation of Canadian tax law to resell cigarettes after the tear strip is broken? I may have to live in a cheap apartment, but I like nicer people (not rich people) than that! -Alasdair Fraser

I was quietly talking with my other co-worker, who happens to also be a good friend, and casually mentioned that the boyfriend and I have sex every day after she said she only gets it once a week. Overhearing us, you say to me in a snotty voice "No you don't!" and walked away. Um, I know it's hard for you to believe this, being someone who might get laid three times a YEAR, but some couples actually do have a fulfilling sex life and do the deed on a daily basis! Oh, and mind your fucking business! - Can't Wait To Get Laid Tonight

Who coughs without covering her mouth? Do you know how rude and inconsiderate that is? This is why I give you dirty looks. I don't want your germs. Please learn to have some respect for others, as well as yourself, because I think this is one of the grossest things I have experienced in a long time. I have seen you do this on a number of occasions. -KD 234