Wednesday, May 2, 2012
To the girl with the cute hat and septum piercing who walked past me yesterday, grinning from ear to ear for what seemed like no reason... thanks. Everybody always looks so cranky and dour, it was nice to see an earnestly smiling face for once. —Some Girl
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Alas! You are so beautiful! It hurts me just to look at you. Every morning (and most afternoons) I see you headed to and from parts unknown and can hardly suppress my desire to know more about you than your gorgeous face, your alluring walk and your keen fashion sense. Sadly, you barely notice me, and I can't really blame you. Needless to say, I'm sorry for staring, but you make it hard not to. —Avoiding Eye Contact as a Courtesy
Tags: secret admirer
To the beautiful girl with the green labret piercing and glasses who came into my store the other morning, please come back and see me again! We only had a short time to talk but it was pure gold... We even talked about the fact we both have our labrets pierced. If you come in again I WILL ask you out for coffee. You are that awesome! —The Long Haired Metal Boy at the Gas Bar
Tags: missed connections
Monday, April 30, 2012
I love coming to the library. You are all so polite and helpful especially the one who makes my day every time I see her. You radiate warmth, the sound of your voice as we talk as if the only ones in the library.
We talk and laugh, I want to ask you out for a coffee too.
If I am the one, hand me my card back upside down so I'll know and we'll have that coffee together. —The Guy at the Library
Tags: missed connections
I look forward to singing karaoke with you and being the father of our half-human/half-dinosaur children. —RAWR
I have been sooo happy this last week, but I hope I'm not coming on too strong. The way you tease me makes me want you more. You're so handsome, and I love your freckles. —Bubblegum Princess
Friday, April 27, 2012
MB – I reach out to you every so often just to have a little piece of home again. I miss Halifax and everything it has to offer. As time goes on I remember why I left, but the feelings of coming back are so strong. I know things didn’t end the best with us but I will always care for you and wish I was able to be next to you. We both know this isn’t possible but you still drive me crazy. You’re extremely smart and sexy and have the most amazing calming nature with me. I hope to get the courage to see you when I‘m home for a visit this summer. —West Coast LL
To the guy who checks our electricity panels once a month,
who are you? I have the most gigantic crush on you and I can’t even figure out what on earth you are doing when you drop by the office and take off to the electric room. I also never know when you’re going to show up, which is a problem since I often wake up late and roll down the street to work looking like a homeless person. Please at least let me know your first name so I can put my Facebook stalking skills to good use. —Hot & Bothered Receptionist