I like meat. I like meals with meat. I like meat on meat wrapped in meat. Yes, I know some animals go through super shitty treatment before it ends up on someone's plate. Yes, I know your hippy-dippy, organic, gluten free cucumber and bean sprout burger may taste fine to you, but I'm happy just as I am having a greasy-ass double cheeseburger with a pound of bacon on it. Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to get it ethically without munching on plant droppings. —Unapologetic carnivore

I have just seen a government contractor pick up and dump green bins into the garbage truck -whats up with that - hypocrisy. —jaws

So my roommate works at a gas station and one of the only ones that has two gas pumpers on shift together. I guess him and a buddy were smoking a joint at about 11:30 taking turns in his car. Some assfuck in the building behind them actually makes a video on his cell phone and comes back to talk the owner. They both got fired now he's gonna be short on bills and rent. Who the fuck cares if someone gets high? Fucking surprising how many people do and they said at a christmas party the owner was even getting high on a smoke break. Hypocrites and cowards with cell phones. Even if theirs an accident no one helps just break out the phone to make a video. —Societys fucked

But tip your f**king servers! Especially when you can see that a single person is running the whole restaurant. If you take your family for a $100+ meal and praise me for my hard work, thank me for the delicious food, tell me that your kids love my place then don't you think $0.50 or even $1 would be okay to drop in that little jar? Your thanks won't feed my kid. Every single day of my life. Please, Halifax. —Your thanks won't pay my bills.

Sit down and be quiet while listening to the comedians during their act. It's simple. Why would you open your mouth and flap your gums at a comedy show? You wouldn't do it in a theatre, or in a live performance. To the two drunk obese people who got kicked out of Yuk Yuks last night for not shutting up, learn some manners or get in your extra wide ass Chevy truck, drive home, and deep fry some manners. You're not funny at all. —Comedy rulez

I recently purchased a pre-packaged sushi lunch from a grocery store in Hali and was shocked when the clerk refused to give me more than two additional packets of soya sauce to accompany my 8-piece lunch. Her boss instructed her to provide NO MORE than three packets per customer. I called her boss and asked him why in the name of all things fishy he would penny pinch on a few extra soya sauce packets given the cost of a lunch -- in my case $10. "Because people are using the soya sauce for other things." He refused to budge, and I refuse to patronize a business that can't meet a customer halfway. —Hungry in Hali

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door into the sunset.
—Can I just haz sick note?

To the twit driving the silver Sunfire: you were going 75 on the circ. Stick to small non-100 series roads. I got stuck behind you for over 10 minutes putt-putting along until I got a break in the other lane to pass you! If you're too scared to drive normal on the big boy highways stay the fuck off them! —Knows how to fucking drive!

To get it out of the way, I don't believe the film tax credit cut was a good idea or handled well. I do, however, think it underlines a bigger problem affecting Nova Scotia. In recent news alone we've seen Target, Ben's Bakery, Future Shop and countless mom-and-pop shops around town close up shop for good. The big names can take the hit without flinching, but the local businesses are obviously suffering. Where were the social media rallies for them? Where were the discourses on supporting local cultures? Certainly not plastered all over my Facebook wall day in and day out. Thanks to the film industry being obsessively active on social media, film industry workers get to play a very well trumped-up victim card. If they cared about Nova Scotia's economy it would have come in when or before businesses started closing up shop left right and center, and the response wouldn't be taking your ball and moving west. —Unfollower of Posts

You passed me on a residential street, only to get to the stop sign five seconds sooner than me. Do you feel accomplished? Do you feel like you're really that much further ahead? Because I feel like what you did was a DICK HEAD move that just endangers lives unnecessarily; in a school zone, at rush hour, on a busy street. Bravo. —A Good Driver